I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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