I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Randomize
