They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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