Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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