why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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