I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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