you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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