Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
