just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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