You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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