I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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