Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
