We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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