Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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