I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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