it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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