I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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