I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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