I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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