Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
