Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
