That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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