so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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