I just pynch a tree in the face
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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