Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
