Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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