We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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