either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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