It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
well, you know. whores of a feather.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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