are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
