your thong is hanging out like whoa
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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