okay pat passed out under dana's car
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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