If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
wow bdsm is so cute
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
