Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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