We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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