The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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