By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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