How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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