Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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