Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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