Tell her she can't have a vagina
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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