I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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