I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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