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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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