Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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