it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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