Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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