But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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