We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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