i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
