brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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