Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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