omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
