walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
