i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize
